The Darkness other songs:

Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) lyrics - The Darkness

Feinging joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 25th day of the 12th month
The sleigh bells are in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflake's hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Well the weather is cruel,
and the season of Yule warms the heart, but it still hurts.
You’ve got your career, spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
So that’s why I pray each and every Christmas day that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you’re not here,
You went away upon boxing day,
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

How Dare You Call This Love? lyrics - The Darkness

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you
But your so young, it's obscene
I'll just keep biding my time until you put your little hand in mine
Oh, I can't wait for the day when you finally turn sixteen

There are so many rats on a sinking ship
There's so much of you, I can't wait
Get to grips when your halo slips, ow

How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight

How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah

You've got it all and you're always my first port of call
This is the happiest I've ever been
And I know I should wait but you lay it all out on a plate
And I'm just too fond of you, boy
To let the laws of nature intervene

There are so many rats on a sinking ship
There's so much of you, I can't wait
Get to grips when your halo slips, ow

How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight

How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah

Ga-ga-ow
Yeah, keep it moving

How dare you call this love
Ooh, that's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight, ow

How dare you call this love
Why, it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah

(How dare you call this love)
That's what they say
It's that urge I've gotta fight

Why I know, why I know
Oh, but please not again
Cause it flies in the face
Of all that is good and is right, yeah

Makin' Out lyrics - The Darkness

Yow

Going steady, in a secluded spot
I'm leaving noting to chance
'Cos the pant is heavy and the temperatures hot
I make it come in advance

Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out, get me a book of French, my child
Makin' out

G-g-get ready, 'cos ready or not
I am adopting the stance
And the pant is heavy, girl I like what you got
Why don't you ever stop to dance? Yeah

Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out, get me a book of French, kiss

I've never had a torch shine as bright as the one I carry for you
Girl your feelings bad, but you know I going to see this
Woah, I'm gonna see this thing through
Mama, mama, mama making out with you

Makin' out, it's getting better and better
Makin' out, the back seats gettin' wetter
Makin' out, I think I'll take off my sweater, ooh
Makin' out, get me a book of French that's all

Mama, mama, mama thinks that I'm rotten (to the core)
Can't take my eyes off your bottom (gimme more)
The back seats getting' wetter, owww

Physical Sex lyrics - The Darkness

Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
'Cause a fuck should be multisensory
And you just can't smell an e-mail

Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that
I prefer to take my sex in it original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat

Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex

Well I need to turn my house around
But my baby's got the painters in
Sporting a hat of finest brown

The colour of cradinal sin
Honey, I've always had my knockers I fear
Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
Somewhere to put my beer

Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex, ring me

Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex with a touchy feely women
Physical sex

The Best Of Me lyrics - The Darkness

I get up (he gets up)
To see you wallow in defeat
I get down (he gets down)
With almost ev'rybody I meet except you
And I fail to see why I should care
That you have had thirty-six years of pain to share

Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did for you
You've got the best of me

I get up (he gets up)
To see you look perpetually
I get down (he gets down)
To watch you fail spectactularly

Oh boy
And I fail to see why I should care
That you have had thirty-seven years of pain to share

Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did for you
You've got the best of me

Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what I did for you
You've got the best of me

Mamma Mamma

The Horn lyrics - The Darkness

Oh yeah, I know what’s happening
I’ll walk you there

The way you stare at every square
Itch off my skin as you brush your hair
Take off your dress
Undo my tux
Stick your long, sharp nails into my pale beautox

I’ve got the horn
(He’s got the horn)
Everything you do just turns me on
(Just turns you on)
I’ve got the horn
(He’s got the horn)
Everything you do just turns me on

I sense your walk behind the row
Punch me in the face as you lose control
I hid away obviously
Dig your two front teeth into my bottom lip

I’ve got the horn
(He’s got the horn)
Everything you do just turns me on
(Just turns you on)
I’ve got the horn
(He’s got the horn)
Everything you do just turns me on

Wanker lyrics - The Darkness

It was a hot day
(Woah)
And there were boobies Ahoy

I am a bastard
(Woah)
I've been a very naughty boy

Hell has no fury like a women is scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was born

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Well, I am spineless
(Woah)
I ain't got no balls

I am a wanker
(Woah)
No, I won't return your calls

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)